Gin Cocktails

Original Song Title: Gin & Juice
Original Artist:

Written by: stremple23
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Snoop Dogg Gin and Juice

Original image by Jason Persse

[Verse 1]
With so much activity in this suburb of Los Angeles
It’s kind difficult being a recognized member of the community
But I, somehow, some way
Keep thinking of incredibly clever ideas almost every single day
May I speak a little something for the peers?
And, make a few couplets as continue to travel
Two in the morning and the ball is still in full reverie
Because my mother is not in residence

I’ve got disreputable women in the parlour becoming licentious
And, they aren’t departing until six in the morning
So what you care to do? Oh my, I’ve got a pocket
Full of prophylactics and my close associates do as well

So dim the illumination and close the doors
But what? We don’t hold affection for women of the night, yeah
So we are going to smoke cannabis in celebration
Gentleman hurrah, women nay, while you listeners out there enjoy this music

[Chorus]
Driving down the lane, smoking controlled substances
Sipping on gin cocktails, reclined back
With my mind on my portfolio
And my portfolio on my mind

Driving down the lane, smoking controlled substances
Sipping on gin cocktails, reclined back
With my mind on my portfolio
And my portfolio on my mind

[Verse 2]
Now that I acquired some Seagram’s gin
Everybody got they glassware, however they’ve yet to provide payment
Now this type of annoyance occurs all the time
You got to get drink own drink fool, I have to get my

Everything is fine when you listenin’ to the musician in question
I have cultivating music that is thus captivating thee
Who listens, to the words that I speak
As I mix myself a cocktail in the middle of the avenue

And get to flashing charm toward this young girl named Sadie
She used to be my associate’s lady
Eighty degrees outside, when I inform that girl please
Raise up off these genitals, because you gets nothing else
At rest, as I commiserate with my troupe of comrades, feel the breeze
Foul woman, I’m just

[Chorus]
Driving down the lane, smoking controlled substances
Sipping on gin cocktails, reclined back
With my mind on my portfolio
And my portfolio on my mind

Driving down the lane, smoking controlled substances
Sipping on gin cocktails, reclined back
With my mind on my portfolio
And my portfolio on my mind

[Verse 3]
Later on that day, my sworn-companion
Doctor Dre arrived with a large case of high quality Gin spirits
And a very large cigarette filled with scientifically modified marijuana
That made me choke, pardon, but this no joke

I had to stop smoking and set my goblet down
Gin spirits and marijuana, yes I’m quite inebriated now
But it isn’t stopping, I’m still revelling
And Dre has some noble women from the city of Compton

To serve me, not with a cherry on top
Because when I ejaculate, I’m raised up off the mattress
Don’t get upset girl, that’s just how it goes
I don’t hold affection for you girls, I’m leaving the room and I’ll be

[Chorus]
Driving down the lane, smoking controlled substances
Sipping on gin cocktails, reclined back
With my mind on my portfolio
And my portfolio on my mind

Driving down the lane, smoking controlled substances
Sipping on gin cocktails, reclined back
With my mind on my portfolio
And my portfolio on my mind

[Chorus]
Driving down the lane, smoking controlled substances
Sipping on gin cocktails, reclined back
With my mind on my portfolio
And my portfolio on my mind

Driving down the lane, smoking controlled substances
Sipping on gin cocktails, reclined back
With my mind on my portfolio
And my portfolio on my mind

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2 Responses to “Gin Cocktails”

  1. Avatar of r3bb

    r3bb says:

    May 15th, 2012 at 4:15 am

    lol @ “Driving down the lane, smoking controlled substances”

  2. Avatar of crackerize

    crackerize says:

    January 3rd, 2013 at 6:53 pm

    “Two in the morning and the ball is still in full reverie
    Because my mother is not in residence”

    Haha, it’s funny to think of Snoop young and worrying about his mom ;)

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