Spend the Fruits of Your Labor

Original Song Title: Work Hard, Play Hard
Original Artist:

"Work Hard, Play Hard" by Wiz Khalifa

Original photo by sebastien.barre

Spend the fruits of your labor (x4)
Labor (x8)

I’m obsessed by precious carbon, peer
Timepieces and adornments of gold, peer

Very expensive bubbly, peer

I am Swiss bank account-level wealthy, peer
Making money hand over fist, peer

My retail pursuits involve air travel, peer

Banish your doubts, I dominate

I’m equipped with ten thousand dollars for a night out
So much money it’s humorous
Peers try to plagiarize my fashion, they can have it
I capriciously advance to the next fashion
A trend-setting early adopter
Returning to the Hawaiian islands
Peer, yup
Financial institutions have nothing on me
Cash makes me swoon
A staggering selection of alcoholic beverages
Inflate the alcohol flow!
Family’s arriving!

[Chorus x2]
When the cash escalates
The festivities intensify
I will host a shindig
With a copious budget
Rapid rise to stardom
Equals rapid decline from fame
The motto from my experience is…

Spend the fruits of your labor (x4)
Labor (x8)

Had jovial intercourse in the vehicle
I am an extraterrestrial virtuoso
Went from a few-drinks-budget to a real estate purchase
My identity is no longer in doubt
Regarding possessions, I own many things
I am on speaking terms with influential people
Come on peer, don’t reiterate tired trends
Over occupied with counterfeiting my style
Venture with your own experimentations
Purchase unique cars and clothing
Purchase your own marijuana and lady-friend
I decline your offer to represent my circle of friends,
Make your own circle

Apply full zeal to your aspirations
Target that mission
Resentment by your peers will escalate, but turn a blind eye
Disassociate from the negative influences
Some peers assert falsehoods
Marijuana grown on the West Coast
My cigarette is comprised of cannabis
I’m making hemp exhaust
My Old Gangster notoriety developed in my youth
My peers may have some mixed signals

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2 Responses to “Spend the Fruits of Your Labor”

  1. Avatar of serena.dorman

    serena.dorman says:

    June 16th, 2012 at 7:23 am

    “Banish your doubts, I dominate” – geez, cocky! ;)

    “Had jovial intercourse in the vehicle” – bahahahaha!

  2. Avatar of crackerize

    crackerize says:

    November 20th, 2012 at 2:16 am

    “Had jovial intercourse in the vehicle” 

    Yep, favorite line by far!

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