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That lady has a massive buttocks
    ”Baby Got Back ” by Sir Mix A Lot

Men suffering from premature ejaculation
    ”One Minute Man” by Missy Elliott

Slap My Hand in an Urban Gesture of Unity
    ”Black Hand Side” by Pharoahe Monch

I Refer to Myself by My Screen Name
    ”Wonton Soup” by Lil B

I Live My Life at High Speed without Morals
    ”Fast Lane” by Bad Meets Evil

A New National Anthem
    ”Made in America” by Frank Ocean

Stylish Without Designer Labels
    ”Gucci Gucci” by Kreayshawn

Alternate History African-American Style
    ”All Black Everything” by Lupe Fiasco

I’m Going To!
    ”Imma Be” by Black Eyed Peas

I am the Most Amazing Person in Canada
    ”Dreams Money Can Buy” by Drake

My Chums Are Socializing in Seattle’s Capitol Hill Neighborhood
    ”Posse on Broadway” by Sir Mix A Lot

Nerdy and Dirty
    ”Bonfire” by Childish Gambino

Yes Man
    ”Yeah!” by Lil’ John

Thrust your Buttocks, Drop your Lady Parts
    ”Pop That” by Drake

I Would Like it Noted That I Find Women Stimulating
    ”You See Me” by Childish Gambino

High Maintenance
    ”Unstoppable” by Drake

My Past is Depressing
    ”Memory Lane” by Elzhi

    ”Dangerous” by Akon

Looking for the Perfect Woman
    ”Turn on the Lights” by Future

    ”Oh” by Ciara

Dry Hump!
    ”Run It!” by Chris Brown

Recently Dumped Women
    ”Single Ladies” by Beyonce

My Girlfriend Is A Freak
    ”My Chick Bad” by Ludacris

    ”Fack” by Eminem

Radio Used to Be Good
    ”Radio” by Yelawolf


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