Flirty and Open to Sexual Endeavors

Original Song Title: Promiscuous

Written by: r3bb
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[N:] Are my advances intimidating you?
No
[N:] I didn’t think so

How are you, young woman?
There’s a sexyness emanating from you that I strongly desire
There’s no need to pretend
I was speechless when I first saw you

[N:]You’re seeking a woman with sexual prowess
You’re looking for her during the daytime

You might indulge me in sexual intercourse if my advances are well-calculated
By the end of the night, I’ll have my answer

[N:] You expect me to freely allow you to penetrate me sexually
If you succeed, will you still respect me?

I have nothing to lose by attempting to do so; allow me the opportunity to try
What are you worried about? You’re apparently not married

I’ll admit it; I wonder if you would allow me to have sex with you
You don’t seem to be the type of woman who would regularly allow men to do so

[N:] You want to have sex with me and become consumed by your emotions while doing so
I’m wary of moving too fast; let’s slow down a bit

[Chorus]
Woman who’s flirty and open to sexual endeavors
Wherever you are
I’m alone
And I want to have sex with you

[N:] Man who’s flirty and open to sexual endeavors
You probably are aware
That I’m going to allow you to have sex with me tonight
Why haven’t you made your sexual advance yet?

Woman who’s flirty and open to sexual endeavors
You’re increasing my desire to have sex with you
You know I want to have sex with you
And I have a large penis

[N:] Man who’s flirty and open to sexual endeavors
Let’s stop beating around the bush
Because I think we’re quickly approaching sexual intercourse
Are you ready to have sex?

[Verse]
[N:] Roses are red
Diamonds are occasionally blue
Chivalry won’t make me more likely to put out
But I am attracted to you

Hey! I’m thinking about you
Where are you? Do you mind if I come over?

[N:] I’m masturbating while thinking about you
I want you to give me lots of orgasms; do you think you’re up to the task?

Some folks call me Thomas
My last name is Crown
I’m skilled at seducing women
I’m going to rock your world

[N:] I’m an adult; I’m prepared to handle your large penis
But I want you to keep me company if I get lonely
And treat me well

I want to be able to say I’ve had sex with you
[N:] Everyone does

We don’t have to tell anyone
Let me have sex with you; nobody will know
If you’re horny, I know a secluded location in which we can engage in sexual intercourse

[N:] Do you think I’d put out that easily?

[Chorus]
Woman who’s flirty and open to sexual endeavors
Wherever you are
I’m alone
And I want to have sex with you

[N:] Man who’s flirty and open to sexual endeavors
You probably are aware
That I’m going to allow you to have sex with me tonight
Why haven’t you made your sexual advance yet?

Woman who’s flirty and open to sexual endeavors
You’re increasing my desire to have sex with you
You know I want to have sex with you
And I have a large penis

[N:] Man who’s flirty and open to sexual endeavors
Let’s stop beating around the bush
Because I think we’re quickly approaching sexual intercourse
Are you ready to have sex?

Don’t get angry and treat me disrespectfully
[N:] Don’t get angry and treat me disrespectfully

Hey! Don’t get angry and treat me disrespectfully
[N:] Don’t get angry and treat me disrespectfully

Wait! I don’t want to hurt you
I’m imagining you wearing nothing but my t-shirt after we have sex

[N:] I’m imagining you wearing nothing at all
pressing your body against mine before you insert your penis into me

Insert my penis into you?
[N:] Yes

Woman, I highly enjoy sex; you shouldn’t tempt me

[N:]I’m only trying to figure out whether you’re really as skilled as you claim to be
To see if you can actually give me indulgent orgasms

It’s ok, I understand
I have a large penis

[N:]Are you telling the truth, or are you lying?
Is your sexual prowess as good, relatively, as Steve Nash’s basketball prowess?

Woman who’s flirty and open to sexual endeavors
Wherever you are
I’m alone
And I want to have sex with you

[N:] Man who’s flirty and open to sexual endeavors
I want you really badly
But you’re making me wait, which is driving me crazy

Woman who’s flirty and open to sexual endeavors
You’re increasing my desire to have sex with you
You know I want to have sex with you
And I have a large penis

[N:] Man who’s flirty and open to sexual endeavors
We’re both horny
So let’s stop beating around the bush and just have sex

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2 Responses to “Flirty and Open to Sexual Endeavors”

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    serena.dorman says:

    June 12th, 2012 at 9:46 am

    Freaking hilarious :)

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    June 29th, 2012 at 6:55 pm

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