No Guys that are Broke, Unemployed, or are Otherwise Losers

Original Song Title: No Scrubs
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Written by: r3bb
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[Verse 1]
A scrub is a guy who acts like he’s rich when, in reality, he isn’t
Some may call him a buster
He always talks about things that he wants
But never takes any action to achieve wealth
So, I decline

[Pre-Chorus]
I don’t want your phone number (I decline)
I don’t want to give you my number (I decline)
I don’t want to make plans to see you again (I decline)
I don’t want to spend any time with you (I decline)

[Chorus]
I don’t want any guys that are broke, unemployed, or are otherwise losers
I ignore these types of guys
He rides in the passenger seat of his best friend’s vehicle
Attempting to get my attention
I don’t want any guys that are broke, unemployed, or are otherwise losers
I ignore these types of guys
He rides in the passenger seat of his best friend’s vehicle
Attempting to get my attention

[Verse 2]
Nonetheless, a scrub is admiring my body
But he’s not impressing me at all
And I doubt he’ll make a move on me
Because I look like a high-class woman and he looks to be of a much lower socioeconomic level
I won’t allow myself to have sex with a loser
So, I decline

[Chorus]

[Bridge]
If you don’t own a vehicle and you’re walking as a result
Then you might be a scrub
If you still live with your parents
Then you might be a scrub
If you have a girlfriend but you don’t treat her with respect
Then you might be a scrub
If you try to seduce me but you have no money
Then I don’t want to waste my time with you

No guys that are broke, unemployed, or are otherwise losers
No guys that are broke, unemployed, or are otherwise losers (no, no)
No guys that are broke, unemployed, or are otherwise losers (no, no, no, no)
No guys that are broke, unemployed, or are otherwise losers (no, no)
No

[Chorus x4]
I don’t want any guys that are broke, unemployed, or are otherwise losers
I ignore these types of guys
He rides in the passenger seat of his best friend’s vehicle
Attempting to get my attention
I don’t want any guys that are broke, unemployed, or are otherwise losers
I ignore these types of guys
He rides in the passenger seat of his best friend’s vehicle
Attempting to get my attention

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