Augment Your Vehicle with Some 22-inch Rims

Original Song Title: Throw Some D's
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Written by: r3bb
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[Intro]
Zone 4
Get rich
Even richer
It’s what you want

[Chorus: x2]
Rich Boy is selling crack cocaine
Other drug dealers want to steal it
I’m protecting it with all my effort
I just bought a Cadillac! (Augment it with some 22-inch rims!)
I just bought a Cadillac! (Augment it with some 22-inch rims!)
I just bought a Cadillac!

[Verse 1 - Rich Boy]
I’m selling crack cocaine
I’m a serious drug dealer, as evidenced by the fact that I just bought a Cadillac
Then I took it to an augmentation center
I had the top removed and got a two-color paint job for it
It’s candy-red, like a lollipop
There are prostitutes in the parking lot
But I’m wary; as such, I’m keeping my gun loaded
I have lots of money, can’t you tell?
Can’t you see the large, valuable chain around my neck?
Can’t you see the huge rims on my car?
Women like my car’s paint job because it looks like candy
My seats are made from alligator skin; as such, people call me DunDee
You envy me
My critics wish they had access to my vintage 1983 Cadillac
I purposely don’t have tinted windows because I want people to know I’m the driver

[Chorus: x2]
Rich Boy is selling crack cocaine
Other drug dealers want to steal it
I’m protecting it with all my effort
I just bought a Cadillac! (Augment it with some 22-inch rims!)
I just bought a Cadillac! (Augment it with some 22-inch rims!)
I just bought a Cadillac!

[Verse 2 - Polow Da Don]
I never slip or fall down
Prostitutes often give me their phone number, but I never call them
I’m well-recognized in VIP circles
After we finish a night of dancing in the club, I’m going to take your clothes off
I’m going to tease you but not let you engage me in sexual intercourse
Every sexually-active woman should have a picture of my penis on their wall
I’m awesome, and zone 4 is my crew
Yeah, I’m singing this for my friends
As well as members of street gangs, drug dealers, masturbators and others
(Wait just one minute, please)

[Chorus: x2]
Rich Boy is selling crack cocaine
Other drug dealers want to steal it
I’m protecting it with all my effort
I just bought a Cadillac! (Augment it with some 22-inch rims!)
I just bought a Cadillac! (Augment it with some 22-inch rims!)
I just bought a Cadillac!

[Verse 3 - Rich Boy]
I’m driving around the block showing off my new ten-thousand dollar wheels
I feel indescribably awesome
There’s alligator skin on my steering wheel
I have some peanut butter flavored ice cream
My seats are freshly cut
Now I’m looking for women who want to engage in sexual intercourse
I’d like a trouble-making female
Make her take her clothes off
I don’t care if it’s illegal
What are they going to do about it?
They’re just jealous because my Cadillac has 22-inch wheels
When I arrive, I’m going to just park right in front of your door
I have grape-flavored marijuana that I’m ready to smoke
I’m a real pimp; I’m not just pretending!
I just bought a Cadillac and I’m about to put 22-inch rims on it!

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