Hot in Here

Original Song Title: Hot in Herre
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Nelly - Hot in Herre lyrics

Original photo by alexander.mussard

It’s hot…
Significantly hot in here…
Quite hot…

[Nelly]
I was taken aback by her fabulous ass
Flirting in an attempt to successfully seduce her
Calculating the right time to make my advance (if you know what I mean)
Calculating the right time to demonstrate my wealth
As soon as I successfully convince her to come back home with me, I’m leaving; don’t doubt it!
Me and the rest of my friends that are here with me
My home is at the top of the Four Seasons
As a matter of fact, it’s the penthouse; birds regularly visit me on the roof top and I feed them
I’m not lying
Please go back to the dance floor
And continue to dance in the way that drives men crazy
Because I want to dance with you and let go of my inhibitions while touching your body
Nothing is going to stop me from doing so!

[Chorus]
This dance club is getting uncomfortably hot (quite hot)
So that’s a great excuse to remove your clothing
I’m getting uncomfortably hot; I’d like to remove my clothing

[Nelly]
Why are you at the bar if you aren’t going to drink?
What good is being famous if you aren’t regularly having sex with beautiful women?
You’re driving in an expensive car but you’re not pushing it to its full capability
But I’m not afraid to drive one-hundred miles per hour with the top down while I wear goggles
Take exit 106 off the freeway and park the car
It’s time to smoke some marijuana
I can buy whatever I want, nomatter how expensive it is, because I’m so rich
I rap about how rich I am because I’m not very good at talking about it
It’s uncomfortably hot in here
I’m down to just a tank top now
I’m a good catch, baby; you can’t go wrong with me
I’ve done things in Cancun that I can’t tell you about
So remove your clothing as though you’re home alone
Similar to the way you observe yourself whilst naked in front of the mirror and ask your friend on the phone if she agrees that your butt is increasing in volume

[Chorus]

(Nelly’s penis hangs freely)
Blend some ah, ah
With a smidgen of ah, ah
(Nelly’s penis just falls out of his pants)
Give some ah, ah
With a smidgen of ah, ah
(Nelly’s penis hangs freely)
Include some ah, ah
And a sprinkle of ah, ah
(Nelly’s penis just falls out of his pants)
I enjoy it when ah, ah
Woman, make it ah, ah

[Nelly]
Stop dancing; we’re wasting time
I have a friend who’s got a stripper pole in his basement (what?)
Actually, I’m just kidding about that (oh)
Unless, of course, you actually would dance on it…
If so, I’m going to tell all my friends
Nelly’s going crazy!
He brought an extremely large woman back to his bed
She says she enjoys doing cocaine in public restrooms

[Chorus x4]

(Nelly’s penis hangs freely)
Blend some ah, ah
With a smidgen of ah, ah
(Nelly’s penis just falls out of his pants)
Give some ah, ah
With a smidgen of ah, ah
(Nelly’s penis hangs freely)
Include some ah, ah
And a sprinkle of ah, ah
(Nelly’s penis just falls out of his pants)
I enjoy it when ah, ah
Woman, make it ah, ah

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One Response to “Hot in Here”

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    crackerize says:

    November 20th, 2012 at 2:00 am

    “(Nelly’s penis hangs freely)
    Blend some ah, ah
    With a smidgen of ah, ah
    (Nelly’s penis just falls out of his pants)”

    I feel like I’m reading some IRL LARPing log…

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