My Girlfriend and I

Original Song Title: Me and My Girlfriend
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Tupac - Me and My Girlfriend lyrics

Original photo by John Sebb

[Lady of Rage:]
My goodness, you’re right
I’m the female that’s maintaining things when you guys don’t
I represent the west coast of the United States! What do you have to say about that?

[2pac:]
You’ll find me running from the cops, driving approximately 185 miles per hour with my girlfriend
Similar to Bonnie and Clyde
Because I live in a world where everyone sins, due to the fact that I was born and raised by an impoverished mother
In my childhood, I remember my mother crying as she got high on mushrooms and drank malt liquor; but I forgive her
My girlfriend and I sold drugs and became enamored with the money we could make doing so
I’d prepare for a quick getaway in our vehicle while she would conduct the drug transaction
They’d often become disenchanted with the deal and scream at us while firing their automatic weapons; but we didn’t care
The mafia’s trying to kill us, but my street gang is prepared for battle to the death
We’re gonna try to bail our friends out of jail, because African Americans are united!
On our first date, I couldn’t wait to see you without any clothes on
I wanted to touch you everywhere, I couldn’t wait to ejaculate all over you and get you extremely horny
You’re so happy to see me!
We make primetime news with live coverage on TV
Buddy, my girlfriend is forty-five but she’s still got it!
It doesn’t take much for her to make your heart stop

[Lady of Rage:]
What do you have to say about this? I’m firing weapons at all of you bitches! [automatic gunfire]
Run, bitches, run! [gunfire] I’m chasing you as you run!
Run, bitches, get low and try to hide from me! I’m killing everyone!
Run, bitches, yeah! I represent the west coast! Yeah! Die, bitches, die!

[2pac]
My girlfriend is very black
When other fellas want to fight, she’s ready
And though we’re sometimes separated, I knew deep inside that she’d never leave me
I picked you up when you were nine years old and started committing illegal acts
When you turned twenty-two I bought you some ammunition
Nothing makes me happier than when I’m out killing people with my girlfriend

[Chorus: 2pac]
All I need in this world full of sinners is my girlfriend
I know she’ll never leave me, and she’s not afraid of death
[x2]

[2pac]
I was too immature and inexperienced to understand how you worked back in the day, and that caused many arguments
Now I understand the proper way to treat you and how to keep you; as such, I’m being faithful now (because cheating can get me killed)
Our bond is like none other; I trust you to the point that I don’t even need to open my eyes when I shoot
As time passes, we’ll kill more people and we’ll improve our fame and wealth
Our purpose is to fight for God, and this is war!
Please don’t leave me, baby; I’m paranoid that you will
That’s why I inseminate you before falling asleep
I’m jealous when you spend time with other men
I wait patiently alone for the moment when you return home
I wait by the phone; this is true love! I just know it!
I’ve had sexual intercourse with many women, but I admire you the most
So if you ever feel the need to call me, please do so; I’ll always be here for you
You’re the reason I get out of bed every morning

[Chorus]

[2pac:]
I enjoy stimulating your genitals with my fingers
Suddenly I’m hearing an extremely loud noise
When you reach sexual climax, alarmed people take cover
I enjoy watching you at parties, getting involved in and relishing drama
While entertaining the older folk
I’d die for you, but keep that a secret
You’re the only woman I love, and you’re all I want
You’re always asking me to bring you with me on my various endeavors
You really just want to have a lot of sex
And though I instruct you to keep a hushed tone, you raise your voice and get the attention of the entire crowd
You shoot people and start riots, and that’s the primary reason why I love you so much
You’re uncontrollable, and you’re always up for accompanying me on various expeditions
After I hit you, you fall apart, but you always manage to get yourself back together
I love you, and you’re my one and only girlfriend; together, we can do anything!
Try to restrain me and you’ll feel my true physical strength
You’d never leave me, and whether you’re black or white I’ll love you
You make me happy

[Chorus 3x]

You’ll find me running from the cops, driving approximately 185 miles per hour with my girlfriend
Similar to Bonnie and Clyde
Because I live in a world where everyone sins, due to the fact that I was born and raised by an impoverished mother
[3x]

You’ll find me running from the cops, driving approximately 185 miles per hour with my girlfriend
Similar to Bonnie and Clyde
[x2]

My girlfriend and I!

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One Response to “My Girlfriend and I”

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    crackerize says:

    November 9th, 2012 at 9:29 pm

    “I wanted to touch you everywhere, I couldn’t wait to ejaculate all over you and get you extremely horny”

    Well, that’s nice. I mean, at least he isn’t selfish. 

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