Positive Sentiment for the State of California

Original Song Title: California Love
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Written by: r3bb
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Tupac - California Love lyrics

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Positive sentiment for the state of California!

Californians are skilled in the art of throwing and participating in parties.
Californians are skilled in the art of throwing and participating in parties.
In the city of Los Angeles
In the city of good old Watts
In the city of Compton
We continue to party! We continue to party!

Allow me to welcome everybody to the west coast of the United States
In particular, the state of California, which is similarly impervious to attack as Elliott Ness
This song causes your eardrums to vibrate as though you’ve been punched in the chest
Be sure to bring a condom for your penis in the city known for sexual intercourse
We’re currently in sunny California, where there also happens to be a lot of high-quality marijuana
The state where dance floors are never empty
And pimps are working hard to make money
Feisty females making exceptional amounts of money by engaging in sexual intercourse with men
I’ve been performing rap songs for ten years
Ever since women were wearing sassoon
Now it’s 1995 and women observe me
My diamonds are quite shiny, and it may appear as though I robbed Liberace
Everything is swell, from San Diego to the Bay area
Your city is magnificent if your city has positive cashflow
Raise your finger toward the sky if you feel similarly
Dr. Dre is performing for the sake of the state he loves, California

Shake your buttox from side to side
Shake your buttox from side to side
Shake your buttox from side to side, mother
Shake your buttox from side to side, residents of California
Shake your buttox from side to side
Shake your buttox from side to side

Recently released from jail on bail, my thoughts are on returning to California
As soon as I arrived, prostitutes began screaming
I’m doing whatever it takes to increase my revenue and purchase alcoholic beverages
That’s the life of a man who hails from the west coast and regularly engages in sexual intercourse with women and then leaves them, where cowards die and no questions are asked as to the reason why
In Los Angeles, we wear Chucks; not Ballies (that’s correct)
We dress in Locs and khaki suits, then ride in our cars; yes, that’s what we do
We readily display our high-value personal belongings, but I advise you to be cautious due to the fact that we often engage in conflict with other groups of people
We’re famous because we hold concerts around the world
Allow them to recognize us from Long Beach to Rosecrans Avenue
Moving our bodies as though we’re dancing to a slow song, it’s the west coast of America
from Oakland to Sacramento
the Bay area, and please withdraw your aggressive advance
California is where men approach women in the hopes of engaging with them in sexual intercourse
Show me positive sentiment!

Now move your buttox back and forth…

Uh, yes, Longbeach is present in this house, uh, yes
Oakland is present in this house, hahaha
San Francisco, San Francisco
Hey, you’re aware that Los Angeles is present
Where are the residents of Pasadena?
Yes, Inglewood is always being mischeivous
Even Hollywood is attempting to be present
Where are the residents of Sacramento? Yes

Raise your arms, everyone, raise your arms, raise your arms
Let’s demonstrate to these fools how we raise our arms on the west coast
Because you and I know that the west coast is superior

Yes, that’s right
The west coast, the west coast
Uh, positive sentiment for the state of California
positive sentiment for the state of California

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6 Responses to “Positive Sentiment for the State of California”

  1. Avatar of Britt5091

    Britt5091 says:

    April 12th, 2012 at 3:03 am

    I am IRLoling.

  2. Avatar of stremple23

    stremple23 says:

    May 12th, 2012 at 12:08 am

    Great early example. You inspire me.

  3. Avatar of r3bb

    r3bb says:

    May 13th, 2012 at 4:48 pm

    Thanks! =)

  4. Mikey says:

    May 22nd, 2012 at 10:10 am

    Clever writing, man, a few of your cracks had me dying laughing.

  5. Avatar of r3bb

    r3bb says:

    May 22nd, 2012 at 5:37 pm

    Thanks Mikey! =D

    You should sign up and take a crack at writing some of your own ;)

  6. Avatar of crackerize

    crackerize says:

    October 16th, 2012 at 3:13 am

    “Be sure to bring a condom for your penis in the city known for sexual intercourse.”

    N-o-t-e-d. 

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