Stylish Without Designer Labels

Original Song Title: Gucci Gucci
Original Artist:

Gucci Gucciy lyrics by Kreayshawn

Original photo by Sup3r_Fudg3

[Sample]
A huge room full of fabulous women
Whom I shall compare to naughty female dogs

[Hook]
And they are wearing designer stuff
Gucci and more Gucci
Louis Vuitton and more Louis Vuitton
Fendi and more Fendi
And Prada
Your very average woman
Wears all that stuff
So I don’t even bother

[Verse 1]
Gucci and more Gucci
Louis Vuitton and more Louis Vuitton
Fendi and more Fendi
And Prada
Your very average woman
Wears all that stuff
So I don’t even bother
And I swear to my partner
And I swear to my family
And I am asking Oakland
To swear to me as their queen
And you can kiss the ring
But you may never touch the crown
And I smoke a million
Little cigars altered to be full of drugs
And I shall never stop being intoxicated
And nasty woman, you are not Barbie
I see that you work at Arby’s
And I’d like the number two combo
Roast beef sandwich
Hurry up, I am starving
And I am a very nifty woman
You could say magical
And I sell drugs on your college campus
And carry baggies full of Adderal
Call me if you need to be intoxicated
Let me know if you need some pills
And those girls intoxicated on pills
Who like to perform orally
They never go outside of their pen
And I am driving around in my car
Using stolen license plates
And selling drugs to addicts
By the Golden Gates bridge
And I’m even more cool than your fridge or freezer
And when I am in the mood for lesbian behavior
I take your girlfriends at my leisure

[Hook]

[Verse 2]
Gucci and more Gucci
Louis Vuitton and more Louis Vuitton
Fendi and more Fendi
And Prada
And I look like Madonna
But I’m rich like Ivana Trump
And I keep the drugs in the trunk
And my hand on my handgun
And I ask them to free my incarcerated friend
I am young and rich and I wear flashy clothes
If you can’t see this
You need to look on Google maps
And I will use my pearl-handled gun
To blow your head off
And while you’re on the internet
Use Google and see that
My fans follow me on Twitter
And I’m rolling up a funny cigarette
And using your bathroom to defecate in
And don’t be bitter because I’m prettier than you
I am the type of women that makes you wish
You had never met her
I edit, I direct, I am my own boss
I am elegant, and my nails are fabulous
And shiny with a gold gloss
Which means I am supreme
I am so stylish
I could give birth to style

[Hook]
Oh, and for you very average women
You know, I have rooms full of fabulous women
Whom I shall compare to naughty female dogs
They do not need Gucci, they do not need Louis Vuitton
We are incredibly stylish
Meow

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2 Responses to “Stylish Without Designer Labels”

  1. Avatar of crackerize

    crackerize says:

    October 31st, 2012 at 12:37 am

    “And I look like Madonna
    But I’m rich like Ivana Trump
    And I keep the drugs in the trunk”

    I suppose that’s a good place for them…

    Avatar of PrestonPuddlestomper

    PrestonPuddlestomper Reply:

    I think that’s one of the first places the cops look….

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