I Refer to Myself by My Screen Name

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[Intro]
Oh my, I worship myself
And I refer to myself by my screen name
And I offer myself women for fornication
From myself
And I say to myself that
I have the best and coolest stuff
The best by a trillion times
By golly
Oh my my my, I worship myself

[Hook]
And I jumped in my convertible
And yell out “Swag”
And I call myself “Based God”
And the ladies adore it when I take off my shirt
And I have four diamond rings
And two enormous chains
And I enjoy wanton soup
And jingling my money noisily
And women love to pleasure me orally
And they love how I react to their ministrations
But when I was done with one woman
I used my AK-47 on her
And now she is no longer recognizable
And so I called my main girlfriend
And she stayed to orally pleasure me
Even though she did not feel good about it
But my body is a drug to her
And so is my money
She is addicted
And I love to make love
To curvy girls
And I tell her that I am not doing this to be popular
But because I almost went to jail
And she doesn’t let me go “down there”
So I put my manhood in her mouth
And later I ask her what her name is
I adore myself
And refer to myself by my screen name

[Hook]

[Verse 2]
And losers spend too much time
Reading comments on the internet
And they envy me because women want me more
And I disregard your opinions
Because you haven’t committed felonies
I myself have done 10 armed robberies
And I have done breaking and entering
And I’ve driven stolen cars
And you only bought yours
And I can have sexual relations
With 36 women at one time
And women give me oral pleasure
Because I look like JK Rowling
(A white woman who wrote Harry Potter)
And I like to have sex with smart women
Like the characters in Harry Potter
And I have gorgeous jewelry
And am an incredibly handsome man
And I am going to Georgia
To have sexual relations with a large woman there
Yes, we will really engage in it,
She is very lovely
And I will stay in the house
And have relations with my main woman
Then I will abandon her in the forest
And I have lots and lots of money
And I refer to myself by my screen name

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
And I am so attractive I will run for mayor
And I date women of all skin colors
And ethnicities
And sometimes I engage in ménage a trios
And I can run like a football star
And they offer me intercourse because
I look like a famous boxer
But you could compare me to rich Caucasians
Or to charming African-American lawyer
Johnny Cochran
I am a smooth talker
And I am absent like my father
And a woman offered to pleasure me orally
Because I took her to the opera
Another offered even more
Because I wear fancy timepieces
I am very fancy and I have very dark skin
And they pleasure me orally
Because I laugh when they are shopping
And I don’t care at all about them
And the record label deserted me
And I don’t like other urban musical poets
Who are not true to themselves
And a woman pleasures me orally
Because it’s good for her health
And I murdered a woman with my jewelry
And I refer to myself by my screen name
And I’m kind of crazy, and once again
I refer to myself by my screen name

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