These Are The Reasons I Am Currently Experiencing a Wave of Success

Original Song Title: This Is Why I'm Hot
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[Intro]
These are the reasons I am currently experiencing a wave of success
These are the reasons I am currently experiencing a wave of success
These are the reasons (there are them, if you were curious)
These are the reasons I am currently experiencing a wave of success
I am successful because I am a pretty cool guy
But you are angry with me because you are not, in fact, very cool
These are the reasons (I will here explain them you)
These are the reasons I am currently experiencing a wave of success
I’m successful because I am aware of current trends and receptive to them
You are not cool because you are not me, which is a prerequisite
So these are the reasons, these are the reasons
These are the reasons I am currently experiencing a wave of success

[Verse 1]
There are several reasons why I am doing well at the moment; I don’t even have to rap
I could sell a million records saying literally nothing interesting or logically sound
I represent the city of New York in my behavior, as you can see from my shirt
Some people in the African American community say that NY has lost its reputation
So I will do my best to restore it to its former position in the world of rap music
And I am much loved in the Southern States, which I appreciate
The women in particular dance to my music as soon as it begins to play
The peoples of the Midwestern states are a bit more reserved in this behavior
But when they come to my concerts they quietly grind their sexy parts together
And if you want to experience the ‘hyphy’ culture and dance styles of Southern California
Then come to a show in San Francisco or Sacramento, as they are the birthplaces of that movement
It doesn’t matter whether I’m performing in Compton or Hollywood, as soon as I arrive in LA
I get myself a vehicle with lowered suspension, as those are popular in those areas
And when I go to Chicago, people are really impressed with my clothing choices
And tell me how much they approve of both my personal fashion
And music, which is calculated to make people dance in a club-like environment
They ask me what makes me so unbelievably awesome, to which I tell them

[Hook]
These are the reasons I am currently experiencing a wave of success
These are the reasons I am currently experiencing a wave of success
These are the reasons (there are them, if you were curious)
These are the reasons I am currently experiencing a wave of success
I am successful because I am a pretty cool guy
But you are angry with me because you are not, in fact, very cool
These are the reasons (I will here explain them you)
These are the reasons I am currently experiencing a wave of success
I’m successful because I am aware of current trends and receptive to them
You are not cool because you are not me, which is a prerequisite to being cool
So these are the reasons, these are the reasons
These are the reasons I am currently experiencing a wave of success

[Verse 2]
This is why I’m successful, if you run into me on the street
You’ll see I have a new woman and a new song everyday
Usually composed in the standard format of 16 bars per verse
In a 4/4 time signature, which you might correctly think is bland and boring
But let’s see all your successful singles on the US rap and hip hop billboard charts?
I often go to dealerships and just buy cars so I can drive them around
And I am so rich I pay stores to shut down just so I can shop in privacy
If you want some cocaine, I would easily hook you up
Just tell me how much you want, I have lots of it and can handle any size order
I call up my friend who goes by the nickname of ‘Black’, and we head to the Ave in California
I go up to the Washington Heights area with lots of cash hidden in a small duffel bag
I like spending lots of money; I will never disappoint you in that department if we hang out
You’ll also see me with lots of women that you have never slept with or even met
Those that say they know me, know I’m super focused on making money
And if you get in my way, you better watch the scales during our cocaine deal
Because I am not above subtly placing my fingers on the balance to rig it in my favor
And when people remark that I am doing very well in the world, what they mean is

[Hook]
These are the reasons I am currently experiencing a wave of success
These are the reasons I am currently experiencing a wave of success
These are the reasons (there are them, if you were curious)
These are the reasons I am currently experiencing a wave of success
I am successful because I am a pretty cool guy
But you are angry with me because you are not, in fact, very cool
These are the reasons (I will here explain them you)
These are the reasons I am currently experiencing a wave of success
I’m successful because I am aware of current trends and receptive to them
You are not cool because you are not me, which is a prerequisite
So these are the reasons, these are the reasons
These are the reasons I am currently experiencing a wave of success

[Verse 3]
I am undoubtedly successful, woman, have you seen my convertible?
I massively overpaid for it, because I want people to know I have lots of money
And it even has a retractable hood, which I am apparent unaware is a standard convertible feature
But when the women see me driving, they often vocalize how about how amazing I am
When they get in my car, I like to pretend I am driving a boat and yell “All Aboard!”
Then we go to the studio, and they are genuinely impressed with my music production workflow
I previously recorded the songs Big Black Train and I Did You Wrong
And some women get really attached to these songs and tell me how meaningful they are
And how well the gaudy jewelry adorning my neck compliments
The expensive watch that they can see I am wearing on my arm
They know that those who flatter me on my fashion choices will probably get a good chance
At being able to touch my penis on a later occasion, if they are so inclined
Other men are often jealous of how much the women love me, but a few punches
To their face will often be enough to set them straight; if not, I have guns
But I don’t really want to shoot anyone to be honest, so I just threaten them a little bit
And just like fellow rapper Little Weez my threats make lesser men take notice

[Outro]
These are the reasons I am currently experiencing a wave of success
These are the reasons I am currently experiencing a wave of success
These are the reasons (there are them, if you were curious)
These are the reasons I am currently experiencing a wave of success
I am successful because I am a pretty cool guy
But you are angry with me because you are not, in fact, very cool
These are the reasons (I will here explain them you)
These are the reasons I am currently experiencing a wave of success
I’m successful because I am aware of current trends and receptive to them
You are not cool because you are not me, which is a prerequisite
So these are the reasons, these are the reasons
These are the reasons I am currently experiencing a wave of success

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2 Responses to “These Are The Reasons I Am Currently Experiencing a Wave of Success”

  1. Dale says:

    June 22nd, 2012 at 1:26 am

    Excellent work! This is so great. 

  2. Avatar of r3bb

    r3bb says:

    June 22nd, 2012 at 6:22 pm

    “I massively overpaid for it, because I want people to know I have lots of money”

    “And it even has a retractable hood, which I am apparent unaware is a standard convertible feature”

    ROFL

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