I Am a Strong Woman Who Wishes the Hip Hop Community Gave Greater Esteem to Oral Sex

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[Hook]
All of you women please squat and thrust your vaginas forward the same way I am doing it
Shake your body to let your lady bits jiggle; don’t stop, let the jiggling commence unhindered
Just do it for me, do it, do it now, I am very demanding when it comes to the jiggling
Now please use your tongue to give me oral pleasure; suck on my vagina like it is a penis
Do it now, right now, really get your neck into it
Pretend that I am a man with a large sexual organ and give my vagina the same attention
And then tease me, by licking my neck, and then my back, of course my vagina
And then my ass, because it’s not fair to leave anything out

[Verse-1]
The first thing you have to understand about performing oral sex on a lady
Is that it really starts with proper neck control
You also have to set a good pace and then hold to it, otherwise it is frustrating for her
Find a series of movements and maintain them, until I reach a violent climax
If I had a penis, this would be the moment where I squirted the contents of my testicles
All over your face and stuff
But it is slow, deliberate oral sex that is the most erotic and satisfying
I’ve found that street gangsters with a propensity for violence give the best oral sex
Especially if they have well endowed sexual organs that are the size that I require
As a reward for good cunningulus, we shall have slow sex all night
Making all sorts of freaky and unattractive faces as go about our serious lovemaking
And we’ll be dead asleep by the time the sun comes out, we’ll be so exhausted

[Hook]
All of you women please squat and thrust your vaginas forward the same way I am doing it
Shake your body to let your lady bits jiggle; don’t stop, let the jiggling commence unhindered
Just do it for me, do it, do it now, I am very demanding when it comes to the jiggling
Now please use your tongue to give me oral pleasure; suck on my vagina like it is a penis
Do it now, right now, really get your neck into it
Pretend that I am a man with a large sexual organ and give my vagina the same attention
And then tease me, by licking my neck, and then my back, of course my vagina
And then my ass, because it’s not fair to leave anything out

[Verse-2]
You might have lots of marijuana that you can give me
You might have lots of cash you’ll be willing to spend to woo me
But I don’t care about that; just get on your knees and attempt to satisfy me
I am a very wild girl in the bedroom; I have often gotten noise complaints for my moaning
I am what they call a “Thug Misses” if you know what I mean
It means that I am basically a man with breasts
When I go to the club I’m attired in such sexy get-up and working my body so well
All the men stare and all the straight women hate me
But I don’t care; I’m just high on marijuana sitting in the corner
With penises occasionally being thrust in my face
I get to pick and choose which gentlemen I will take home tonight
Because only violent street gangsters are capable of sexually satisfying me
If you want to have sex with me, I’ll give you a shoot
But you better be prepared, I do not like to be disappointed

[Hook]
All of you women please squat and thrust your vaginas forward the same way I am doing it
Shake your body to let your lady bits jiggle; don’t stop, let the jiggling commence unhindered
Just do it for me, do it, do it now, I am very demanding when it comes to the jiggling
Now please use your tongue to give me oral pleasure; suck on my vagina like it is a penis
Do it now, right now, really get your neck into it
Pretend that I am a man with a large sexual organ and give my vagina the same attention
And then tease me, by licking my neck, and then my back, of course my vagina
And then my ass, because it’s not fair to leave anything out

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