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serena.dorman commented on the post, I Refer to Myself by My Screen Name 5 months, 2 weeks ago
“And she doesn’t let me go “down there”So I put my manhood in her mouthAnd later I ask her what her name is”
“Hi, my name is Joe, I’m the one who just put my penis in your mouth, and you are?” lol!
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serena.dorman commented on the post, Slap My Hand in an Urban Gesture of Unity 5 months, 2 weeks ago
I just envision the awkwardness that is fancy handshakes, they’re like first kisses. Do I just shake it? Are they gonna pound it and then explode it? So many possibilities!
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serena.dorman commented on the post, Thrust your Buttocks, Drop your Lady Parts 5 months, 2 weeks ago
Bahaha
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serena.dorman commented on the post, Men suffering from premature ejaculation 5 months, 2 weeks ago
This is hilarious
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serena.dorman wrote a new post, I’m Going To! 6 months, 4 weeks ago
Original photo by jorgemeija[/caption]I’m going to be, I’m going to be – no, really, I’m going to be
I’m going to be, I’m going to be – no, really, I’m going to be
I’m going to be, I’m going to be – no, […] -
serena.dorman wrote a new post, Yes Man 7 months, 1 week ago
Original photo by tixgirl[/caption][Usher:]
Fashion your fingers into a peace sign and hold your hand up so people can see it! Atlanta is cool![Lil' Jon:]
Yes, (Yes!) All right!(Usher! Usher! Usher! […]
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serena.dorman wrote a new post, High Maintenance 7 months, 2 weeks ago
[Verse 1: Drake]
My nickname is Drizzy
And I don’t claim to be perfect
And I work hard
So I deserve what I receive
And I know I’m where
I’m meant to be
I have no doubts about that
I’m not rude
I am […] -
serena.dorman wrote a new post, Promiscuous 7 months, 2 weeks ago
Original photo by petercruise[/caption]Girl, I can’t help but staring and noticing you staring at me
From across the room, I can feel your eyes on me and can’t help
Staring back at you, staring at me
Be […] -
serena.dorman wrote a new post, Woah 7 months, 2 weeks ago
Ludacris – Oh lyrics[/caption][Verse 1:]
This is the area where people are constantly intoxicated and acting crazily, indicating gang factions via hand signals, outfitting their Cadillacs with rims
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serena.dorman wrote a new post, Dry Hump! 7 months, 3 weeks ago
Original photo by Eva Rinaldi[/caption][Juelz Santana]
[Rap]
All right
Listen, listen, listen
It is I, Santana once again
Coming, coming, coming out of
One of those fancy new vehicles
I participate in […] -
serena.dorman wrote a new post, Recently Dumped Women 7 months, 3 weeks ago
Original photo by Caro_Carlow[/caption]All the recently dumped women (7x)
Now raise your hands up in the air
Inside of the dance club, I just got dumped
So I’m at the bar by myself
You decided to leave […] -
serena.dorman wrote a new post, My Girlfriend Is A Freak 7 months, 3 weeks ago
Original photo by Eva Rinaldi[/caption][Chorus]
My girlfriend is kinky
My girlfriend is dangerous
My girlfriend performs sexual favors that your girlfriend cannot
[repeated]
My girlfriend is awesome, […] -
serena.dorman and
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serena.dorman wrote a new post, Sax 7 months, 3 weeks ago
Original photo by Scott Kinmartin[/caption]Ooh, ah, ah, oooh
Oh my goodness
I am going to orgasm
Oh, oh, ohh
Foul, foul language
Pardon my French, I am about to
Indeed, I am,
I’m definitely going to […] -
serena.dorman commented on the post, Large Over-Inflated Excrement 7 months, 3 weeks ago
“Perhaps it will kill me soon
If so I would like to be interredBelow the groundWith 20 women20 million dollarsAnd a fitted baseball capThat says “Compton” on the front”Um…that’s how I wanna go out, hollaaaaa! lol
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serena.dorman commented on the post, Jiggle My? 7 months, 3 weeks ago
Agreed, clowns are the face of evil…the thought of a ghetto clown kinda makes me giggle though
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serena.dorman commented on the post, Take Some Steps 7 months, 3 weeks ago
lol! You think we could get Richard Simmons to do a workout to this crackerized song!?
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serena.dorman wrote a new post, Take Some Steps 8 months ago
Original photo by eschipul[/caption]Heyyyyyyyyy
It’s simple, just take some steps
Just take some steps
Just take some steps
Just take some steps
Just take some steps
Just take some steps
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serena.dorman wrote a new post, Jiggle My? 8 months, 1 week ago
I have arrived to jiggle my butt about
I have arrived to jiggle my booty about
(Three 6 Mafia)
I have arrived to jiggle my behind about
I have come to put my rear under hypnosisI have arrived to jiggle […]
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serena.dorman wrote a new post, Dance Like A Clown 8 months, 2 weeks ago
Original photo by MBoyoT[/caption][Lil Mama Intro]
Hello [3x]
We demonstrate that we are having a good time by pushing our shoulders forward
And putting our heads back
Gaining control like Janet […] - Load More
