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r3bb

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active 6 months, 3 weeks ago 1207 Rank - Elite
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    r3bb commented on the post, Recently Dumped Women 8 months, 2 weeks ago

    LOL at this whole thing. Brilliant!

    “Recently Dumped Women,” LOL

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    r3bb commented on the post, Two Fluid Ounces 10 months ago

    lol I just noticed this line:

    The women really enjoy it when we pour drinks
    They are looking for an excuse to perform oral sex on us

    Brilliant.

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    r3bb commented on the post, I’m Very Rich, Very Wasted, and Women are My Toys 10 months ago

    I think Tiger Woods would say so ;)

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    r3bb wrote a new post, View it Favorably or Unfavorably 10 months, 2 weeks ago

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    [50 Cent]
    Yeah, let’s impress them
    Yeah

    [Verse 1]
    Growing up, I was confused to see my mother kissing other girls
    But that’s understandable — it happens
    My father wasn’t around; he was probably […]

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    r3bb commented on the post, The Adage 10 months, 3 weeks ago

    ^ I agree. “Sometimes” just doesn’t cut it.

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    r3bb commented on the post, Try to Dance 10 months, 3 weeks ago

    lol I love this song! One of my all-time favorite raps ;)

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    r3bb commented on the post, I Am a Strong Woman Who Wishes the Hip Hop Community Gave Greater Esteem to Oral Sex 11 months ago

    If I had a penis, this would be the moment where I squirted the contents of my testicles

    All over your face and stuff

    LOL

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    r3bb commented on the post, I Am a Strong Woman Who Wishes the Hip Hop Community Gave Greater Esteem to Oral Sex 11 months ago

    The real version is pretty awesome ;D

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    r3bb commented on the post, I Am a Strong Woman Who Wishes the Hip Hop Community Gave Greater Esteem to Oral Sex 11 months ago

    Oh man, my girlfriend played this song for me for the first time on a road trip a few weeks ago. I was like OMFG, we MUST crack that song. 

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    r3bb wrote a new post, No Guys that are Broke, Unemployed, or are Otherwise Losers 11 months, 3 weeks ago

    [Verse 1]
    A scrub is a guy who acts like he’s rich when, in reality, he isn’t
    Some may call him a buster
    He always talks about things that he wants
    But never takes any action to achieve wealth
    So, I […]

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    r3bb commented on the post, I’ve Got Everything and More 11 months, 3 weeks ago

    LOL!!

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    r3bb commented on the post, Address Me as Your Father 11 months, 3 weeks ago

    “I must go for now my colleague has prepared me a marijuana cigar
    And I will soon be in need of the munchies”

    LOL!

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    r3bb commented on the post, I Stay in the Drug House 11 months, 3 weeks ago

    “I pull women’s hair weaves out during sex, and it arouses them greatly”

    LOL!!

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    r3bb commented on the post, Halt (I’m Perverted) 11 months, 3 weeks ago

    “Assault vaginas, assault vaginas, assault vaginas, assault vaginas, assault vaginas, assault vaginas, assault vaginas”

    LOL

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    r3bb wrote a new post, Erection 11 months, 4 weeks ago

    [Verse 1]

    I’m just a single guy
    Looking for a woman
    Preferably, a woman skilled at riding penis
    Without falling off

    I’ve got to be attracted to her
    She’s got to make me want her really bad
    And girl, […]

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    r3bb commented on the post, Stand In Place and Tilt Your Shoulder To The Side 12 months ago

    “This lady I am seeing has definite lesbian tendencies, which I am fully supportive of”

    LOL

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    r3bb commented on the post, I Have Developed a Neurotic Obsession With the Color Yellow 12 months ago

    the title alone made me lolirl. Good shit!

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    r3bb commented on the post, Please Take Your Penis and Place It Inside of My Mouth 12 months ago

    OMFG LOL!! After reading the first verse and just the first line of the chorus I nearly fell out of my chair. This is golden!

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    r3bb commented on the post, These Are The Reasons I Am Currently Experiencing a Wave of Success 12 months ago

    “I massively overpaid for it, because I want people to know I have lots of money”

    “And it even has a retractable hood, which I am apparent unaware is a standard convertible feature”

    ROFL

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    r3bb commented on the post, Bend Over and Thrust Your Vagina Towards Me In An Erratic Fashion 12 months ago

    LOL — just the title alone is freaking brilliant. 

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