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mkl wrote a new post, These Are The Reasons I Am Currently Experiencing a Wave of Success 9 months ago
[Intro]
These are the reasons I am currently experiencing a wave of success
These are the reasons I am currently experiencing a wave of success
These are the reasons (there are them, if you were curious)
These […] -
mkl wrote a new post, Bend Over and Thrust Your Vagina Towards Me In An Erratic Fashion 9 months ago
[Intro]
Wow, I cannot believe this
My word, I am stunned
Look at the back end of that female over yonder
Let me also direct your attention to her chest
Someone please slap me so I can snap out of this […] -
mkl wrote a new post, I Have Developed a Neurotic Obsession With the Color Yellow 9 months ago
[Intro]
Hello, it’s Gucci Mane on the telephone, how are you doing?
I would like to have everything in my life be yellow, do you know what I’m talking about?
I want yellow rims; yellow pants over large pair […] -
mkl wrote a new post, Please Take Your Penis and Place It Inside of My Mouth 9 months ago
[Intro - Crystal Johnson]
My current boyfriend left me
Which has made me understandably sad and depressed
I don’t really know what I am going to do
Without him now that I am alone
But I went out with one […] -
mkl wrote a new post, Using Lip Gloss to Distract From My Lack of Self Confidence in My Facial Features or Personality 9 months ago
[Intro]
Hey there! Yeah, this is me talking here, Little Mama
Yeah, Okay
I have to ask them, because if I don’t
I’m not really sure what would happen, but let’s begin the song[Hook]
Do you know […] -
mkl wrote a new post, Stand In Place and Tilt Your Shoulder To The Side 9 months ago
[Hook: T.I. (2X)]
If you would be so kind as to bounce from the right to the left and tilt your shoulder to the side
Tilt you shoulder to the side, just go ahead and relax and tilt your shoulder to the […] -
mkl wrote a new post, I Am Constantly Striving Towards Making My Life and Career Goals a Reality 9 months ago
[Intro]
I am constantly striving towards making my life and career goals a reality
I am constantly striving towards—towards making my life and career goals real
I am constantly striving towards making my […] -
mkl wrote a new post, Present Me Your Penis So I Can Determine From Its Odor Whether You Have Recently Had Intercourse 9 months ago
[Intro]
Sir, this is the fifteenth time I have called and left you a message on your phone
I have even texted you several times, and still I get no reply
What are you doing? Who are you with? You must think […] -
mkl wrote a new post, I Am Genuinely Impressed By Strippers Who Have Strongly Developed Leg Muscles 9 months ago
[Intro/Hook: Roscoe Dash]
Girl, I am entranced by the way that you are presenting yourself on the dance floor
Would the person overseeing the sound levels in this club please increase the volume
Of my […] -
mkl wrote a new post, Allow Me To Release The Contents of My Testicles 9 months ago
[Intro]
Right now I’m driving down the street in my recently restored vehicle that was built in 1964[Verse]
So this is the story that I am about to tell you
I took this girl I was seeing back to her […] -
mkl wrote a new post, Our Sex Will Have the Same Effect on your Bed as a High Magnitude Earthquake 9 months ago
[Intro: Kane Beatz]
My name is Kane, and I am here at this location, just so you are aware[Verse-1: Lil Wayne]
She has a really nice body, just like the Michael Jackson song it’s Bad (in a good way)
I’m […] -
mkl wrote a new post, Snap Your Fingers and Shuffle from Side to Side in a Totally Gangster Way 9 months, 1 week ago
[Intro]
What’s up guys? This is your friend Lil Jon
Hey E-40, what’s happening?
Hey, Sean Paul is also here. What’s up Sean Paul?
Ok! Now, ladies and gentlemen, it is the hour of the snap dance
Let us […] -
mkl wrote a new post, Yes, That is Correct, Indubitably 9 months, 1 week ago
[Intro]
There are things that I have to do, and because I have to do them
I have to do them[Verse-1: Drake]
All of my ex-girlfriends currently live in the state of Texas
Yes, it is exactly like that […] -
mkl wrote a new post, Allow Me to Purchase You an Alcoholic Beverage for Your Consumption 9 months, 1 week ago
[Intro: T-Pain]
That girl over there is like a delicious cookie (I concur)
My name is T-Pain
I just want to eat her
Like the marvelous pastry confection that she is
Also here is Young Joc […] -
mkl wrote a new post, My Marijuana Dependency is Systematically Destroying My Life 9 months, 2 weeks ago
[Intro]
I’m really pretty apathetic to the general state of my life
Let’s smoke another marijuana filled cigar, does that sound good?[Verses]
I was thinking about possibly tidying up my room, but then I […] -
mkl wrote a new post, We Are Constantly Developing New Strategies to Maintain Our Dominant Position 9 months, 2 weeks ago
[Hook: Rick Ross]
Everything I do, I do out of loyalty for my friends and associates
Everything I do, I do out of loyalty for my friends and associates, that is the truth
(We are constantly developing new […] -
mkl wrote a new post, I Have Spent Thousands Plating My Teeth Gold in an Ostentatious Display of Wealth 9 months, 2 weeks ago
[Verse-1: Gucci Mane]
Please excuse me, but I have been farting a lot lately
I force my friends to endure the stench, no gas masks here
In my old school car, with the license plate indentifying it as being […] -
mkl wrote a new post, We Are Young Black Males Driving Around in Expensive Ferrari Automobiles, Look At Us 9 months, 2 weeks ago
[Intro: Gucci Mane]
Hey, it’s the Holiday Season everybody!
Try and catch up to me in my excessively fast vehicle!
It’s Gucci Mane (that’s me!)[Verse-1: Gucci Mane]
I’m in my yellow car on the […] -
mkl wrote a new post, I Am Obsessed With This Female and if I Can’t Have Her, I’ll Kill Her 9 months, 2 weeks ago
[Verse-1: Frank Ocean]
I got golden condoms in the pockets of my blue jeans
And a black Glock tucked into my pants
A new girl moved into the neighborhood a while ago
And I hear she desires a certain […] -
mkl wrote a new post, The Telephone is Ringing Repeatedly Because I Have Not Answered it Yet 9 months, 2 weeks ago
[Intro: Future]
Hey girl, I’m going to leave the studio at about 2:30
You can call me back then, when I have more free time
I’ll even pick up when I see your name on the caller ID[Hook: Future]
Let me […] - Load More
