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crackerize commented on the post, Tanqueray and Lime 3 months, 2 weeks ago

“My goodness but it was some very high quality stuff”

Well that’s all that matters.

crackerize commented on the post, That lady has a massive buttocks 3 months, 4 weeks ago

LOL! Great post — you definitely got several laughs out of us!

crackerize commented on the post, Extend Benevolence 4 months, 2 weeks ago

“My in-flight meal includes marijuana and champagne”

Lucky bastard!

crackerize commented on the post, Nerdy and Dirty 4 months, 2 weeks ago

Kerfuffle is just the best word. Period.

crackerize commented on the post, Gin Cocktails 4 months, 2 weeks ago

“Two in the morning and the ball is still in full reverie
Because my mother is not in residence”

Haha, it’s funny to think of Snoop young and worrying about his mom

crackerize commented on the post, Drive away! 4 months, 3 weeks ago

“What in the world is in that room, what have you got in that room?
A couple a firearms, a couple a knives, a couple of untrustworthy employees, a couple of wives”

Sounds about right!

crackerize commented on the post, Adversity for the Disadvantaged 4 months, 3 weeks ago

“From conducting oral sex on corners
To upstaging most New York luxury car drivers”

ALL of the bases are covered now!

crackerize commented on the post, Legal Tender is a Defining Factor Around Me (ACRONYM) 4 months, 3 weeks ago

“Dollar Dollar bill everyone”

Bahahahaha — best line ever.

crackerize commented on the post, Frozen Water, Frozen Water Infant 4 months, 3 weeks ago

It really does!

crackerize commented on the post, I am So Very Lucky 5 months ago

“My name is Special Ed and I am a super duper star”

HA! Sounds like an award someone would get in first grade!

crackerize commented on the post, Who Was it That Shot You? 5 months ago

“I am constantly guarded by men with big weapons”

Hahahah — this made me laugh!

crackerize commented on the post, A Lot of Men Wish I Were Dead 5 months, 1 week ago

“There are a lot of men, many men, more than many men
Who would like to see me dead
I do not get upset over this anymore”

Well, that’s good. I mean that’s a pretty big thing to let go.

crackerize commented on the post, Thrust Your Hips Forward 5 months, 1 week ago

“Please thrust your hips forward
Thrust your hips forward
Please thrust your hips forward
Thrust your hips forward
Thrust your hips forward please
Thrust your hips forward please
Please thrust your hips […]

crackerize commented on the post, A Bedtime Story 5 months, 2 weeks ago

AH, yes — the perfect story to fall asleep to.

crackerize commented on the post, I Finally Realized I Need to be Loved 5 months, 2 weeks ago

“Now you realize how I have changed
I do not want a plethora of women”

Hahaha…just a mental image of him sitting some girl down. “Baby, I do not want a plethora of women.”

crackerize commented on the post, You Will Always Be Remembered 5 months, 2 weeks ago

What he said ^

crackerize commented on the post, In Memorandum 5 months, 3 weeks ago

“My brother has turned to a life of crime,
He tries to justify a theft by saying watching television is not good for you”

Haha — nah, I’m just gonna rob stores and stuff, TV is bad for you.

crackerize commented on the post, Ode to My Mother 5 months, 3 weeks ago

What every mom wants to hear, right?