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PrestonPuddlestomper commented on the post, I am the Most Amazing Person in Canada 4 months, 2 weeks ago

Thanks!

PrestonPuddlestomper commented on the post, Nerdy and Dirty 4 months, 2 weeks ago

I agree, although it does sound a bit like a dessert or dessert topping….The caramel kerfuffle is the tastiest

PrestonPuddlestomper commented on the post, I Refer to Myself by My Screen Name 5 months, 2 weeks ago

Answers ”Mmmgf….. “(talking with penis in mouth….) Why do people always ask you questions when your mouth is full?

PrestonPuddlestomper commented on the post, Slap My Hand in an Urban Gesture of Unity 5 months, 2 weeks ago

I know! Where does the pinky go? Are they going to slap so hard you need to go to the doctor? And you’ve got to get the timing just right or you do that weird “swing and a miss” thing.

PrestonPuddlestomper commented on the post, Slap My Hand in an Urban Gesture of Unity 6 months, 2 weeks ago

That’s what my dad said. I thought everyone’s father said that.

PrestonPuddlestomper wrote a new post, Slap My Hand in an Urban Gesture of Unity 6 months, 2 weeks ago

Original photo by Trace Meek[/caption]

[Refrain: Phonte]
Please allow me to enter your domicile
Instruct us, and educate us in a religious fashion
About our possible spiritual transgressions
And allow […]

PrestonPuddlestomper commented on the post, I Refer to Myself by My Screen Name 6 months, 2 weeks ago

He does appear to love himself a lot. He’s practically Oprah.

PrestonPuddlestomper wrote a new post, I Refer to Myself by My Screen Name 6 months, 2 weeks ago

Original photo by Generationbass.com[/caption]

[Intro]
Oh my, I worship myself
And I refer to myself by my screen name
And I offer myself women for fornication
From myself
And I say to myself that
I have […]

PrestonPuddlestomper commented on the post, I Live My Life at High Speed without Morals 6 months, 2 weeks ago

She is a hottie.

PrestonPuddlestomper wrote a new post, I Live My Life at High Speed without Morals 6 months, 2 weeks ago

Original photo by Scott Kinmartin[/caption]

[1st verse: Royce Da 5’9”]
I’ve got the first verse
And I’m working until I retire to an island
My life is fast and goes by without monitoring
Like a car on the […]

PrestonPuddlestomper commented on the post, A New National Anthem 6 months, 3 weeks ago

It sounds like they had a very busy kitchen!

PrestonPuddlestomper wrote a new post, A New National Anthem 6 months, 3 weeks ago

Original photo by Jason Perrse[/caption]

[Hook: Frank Ocean]
And I shall sing the praises
Of Martin Luther King, Jr.
And his wife Coretta Scott King
And of Malcolm X
And his wife Betty Shabazz
And of […]

PrestonPuddlestomper commented on the post, Stylish Without Designer Labels 6 months, 3 weeks ago

I think that’s one of the first places the cops look….

PrestonPuddlestomper wrote a new post, Stylish without Designer Labels 6 months, 3 weeks ago

Original photo by Sup3r_Fudg3[/caption]

[Sample]
A huge room full of fabulous women
Whom I shall compare to naughty female dogs

[Hook]
And they are wearing designer stuff
Gucci and more Gucci
Louis […]

PrestonPuddlestomper commented on the post, Alternate History African-American Style 6 months, 3 weeks ago

love the quote with the picture. It’s motivational

PrestonPuddlestomper wrote a new post, Alternate History African-American Style 6 months, 3 weeks ago

Original post by Eva Rinaldi[/caption]

[Hook]
You cannot know the results of an experiment
If you have not endeavored to attempt it
Perhaps we could have maintained a domicile
On the continent of […]

PrestonPuddlestomper commented on the post, I am the Most Amazing Person in Canada 6 months, 4 weeks ago

Wish I was this lucky with women!

PrestonPuddlestomper wrote a new post, I am the Most Amazing Person in Canada 6 months, 4 weeks ago

Original photo by eastscene[/caption]

[Hook]
Do not attempt to disrupt my life

[Verse 1]
I have the funds for a fancy auto
And for a fresh start in life
I want to be as wealthy as the Saudis
I want to […]

PrestonPuddlestomper commented on the post, Nerdy and Dirty 7 months ago

Apparently diagrams are needed then. Or perhaps an infographic.

PrestonPuddlestomper wrote a new post, Nerdy and Dirty 7 months ago

Original photo by MSG[/caption]

[Verse 1]
Indeed it is I, Childish Gambino,
And I would ask my female companion
To crouch her buttocks to the floor
In the same way that stock market figures
Sometimes […]

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