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Britt5091

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active 6 months ago 382 Rank - Veteran
Have sexual intercourse with women and receive payment in the form of legal tender. View
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    Britt5091 wrote a new post, In Charge of Controlling and Enforcing the Antics on this Planet (Females) 10 months, 1 week ago

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    [Intro]
    The female gender! We are in charge of everything!
    THE FEMALE GENDER!

    [Chorus]
    Who is in charge of controlling and enforcing the antics on this planet? THE FEMALE GENDER! X4
    We are in charge of […]

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    Britt5091 wrote a new post, I Still Do Not Manipulate Women’s Emotions 10 months, 1 week ago

    [Joe]
    Whoa! Yes!
    I do not wish to continue manipulating women’s emotions!
    I do not wish to continue manipulating women’s emotions

    I do not manipulate women’s emotions but I do engage in sexual intercourse […]

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    Britt5091 wrote a new post, Vagina 10 months, 1 week ago

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    Place your head between my legs (between my legs)
    Place your head between my legs (between my)
    I bet you want to place your head between my legs (between my legs)
    Place your head between my legs

    It’s not […]

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    Britt5091 wrote a new post, How Would You Like This 10 months, 2 weeks ago

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    [KC and JoJo of Jodeci] 2X
    How would you like me to insert my penis into your vagina?
    How does it feel?
    I’m becoming a successful street thug
    Living life dangerously
    I’m the real deal

    [Tupac]
    I love […]

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    Britt5091 wrote a new post, An Issue 11 months, 1 week ago

    [Kelly Rowland]
    I love you and I need you
    Nelly, I love you, I do,
    Need you

    [Chorus]
    No matter what I do…
    All I think about is you
    Even when I’m with my current male companion
    My emotions are running […]

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    Britt5091 commented on the post, I Would Like Additional Servings 11 months, 1 week ago

    “Hey listen! All my people need to come and surround!” – Dunno if you’ve ever played Ocarina of Time, but that part made me laugh out loud!

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    Britt5091 commented on the post, Oh My Goodness 11 months, 1 week ago

    “You give me the urge to stutter” — LOL!!! This was hilarious :)

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    Britt5091 wrote a new post, Let’s Perform Sexual Endeavors 11 months, 4 weeks ago

    DJ, please pick up your phone
    I’m on the request line!

    This is the only time Missy Elliot will perform this track!

    [Chorus]
    Is your penis adequate enough? Let me try it out for myself.
    I’ll put my […]

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    Britt5091 commented on the post, Throw Money Everywhere 12 months ago

    LOLLLLLL

    “You don’t make much money, and I’m better than you”

    […]

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      stremple23 replied 11 months, 4 weeks ago

      I love crackerized songs about money

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    Britt5091 wrote a new post, Your Buttocks into My Pelvis 12 months ago

    I can tell she desires my penis
    She wants me to press my penis against her buttocks
    But she’ll soon find out I’m going to do more than that!
    Oh man, this party is out of control! We have large quantities of […]

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    Britt5091 wrote a new post, I am Superior 1 year ago

    Uh Uh Uh
    Don’t worry friend, I just need to let these folks know

    [Nelly]
    You better watch yourself and with who you converse while talking about me, for you don’t know me
    Because you’re eventually going to […]

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    Britt5091 wrote a new post, Kinky Woman 1 year ago

    [Petey Pablo:]
    Let’s take some calls from the request line

    [Caller]
    Hello! What’s up? My name is Dominique from Shady Knoll trailer park.

    [Petey Pablo]
    What’s up Dominique?

    [Caller]
    I am requesting […]

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    Britt5091 wrote a new post, In the Dance Club 1 year ago

    Go, go, go, go, go, go, go
    Party on, attractive female
    For tonight is your night
    We’re going to party as if it were your birthday
    We’re going to drink Bacardi as if tonight were your birthday
    And we don’t […]

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    Britt5091 posted an update 1 year, 1 month ago

    Have sexual intercourse with women and receive payment in the form of legal tender.

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      r3bb replied 1 year, 1 month ago

      yes please?

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    Britt5091 changed their profile picture 1 year, 1 month ago

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    Britt5091 posted an update 1 year, 1 month ago

    You guys, all I really want to do is be the best. The best there ever was.

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      r3bb replied 1 year, 1 month ago

      You are already the best!

 

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