Vagina

Original Song Title: Birthday Cake (Remix)
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Written by: Britt5091
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"Birthday Cake" by Rihanna

Original photo by oouinouin

Place your head between my legs (between my legs)
Place your head between my legs (between my)
I bet you want to place your head between my legs (between my legs)
Place your head between my legs

It’s not even my birthday!
However, he still wishes to give me pleasure by performing oral sex on me
I know you so badly desire my vagina in your mouth (in your mouth)
You can’t wait to give me an orgasm!

He wants my vagina (vagina, vagina, vagina)
(You want to place your head between my legs)

Oh boy, I really enjoy what you’re doing down there! It’s rather exciting
Don’t try to deny that you’re also receiving immense pleasure from this!
Tonight, your sole purpose is all about giving me pleasure

Vagina, Vagina, Vagina [repeated]
(You want to place your head between my legs)

I know you wish to bite me
It’s so enticing, isn’t it?
There is nothing else like this experience, is there?
Tonight, your sole purpose is all about giving me pleasure

Like I said before, it’s not even my birthday! (My birthday)
But you want to place your head between my legs
Again, it’s not even my birthday! (My birthday, my birthday!)
And he’s trying to place his head between my legs

[Chris Brown]
Hey!
Hey, woman, I want to have sexual intercourse with you at this very moment
For it has been a long time since we have engaged in such endeavors, and I miss your body!
Let me dim the lights
When I place my head between your legs, your vagina will receive a lot of attention!
Ooooh, but it’s not even her birthday!
But I want to place my head between her legs
I still wish to give her pleasure by performing oral sex on her
I can’t wait to give her an orgasm!
I want that vagina, vagina, vagina…

Oooh baby I really enjoy this, it’s rather exciting!
Don’t try to diminish the pleasure you’re feeling
Tonight, your sole purpose is all about giving me pleasure

[Chris Brown]
Penis wants vagina
Please, tease me with your womanly figure
Now watch me go crazy due to my raging testosterone!
I already knew you were quite amazing, but I must tell you again — you’re quite amazing!
You are such an attractive female!
I sincerely enjoy giving you multiple orgasms

[Rihanna]
Remember how you used to have sexual intercourse with me?
Remember how you managed to put your penis into my vagina?
If you still want to perform oral sex on me
Come on, I will allow you to
My vagina is, metaphorically, sweeter than a rice cake! It’s a vagina worth sucking!
Give me an orgasm, make it quiver!
Now please inject your semen inside of it.

If you’re confident in your sexual nature
And you’re not afraid to demonstrate your confidence
Give me an orgasm!
I love the way you perform oral sex on me
Please be educated and well-versed in giving oral sex to women
Now please put a condom on
While I undress
Talk dirty to me; yes, I know I’m teasing you
Get ready!
Now place my vagina in your face!
And, ha! It’s not even my birthday!

[Hook - Chris Brown]
Ooooh, but it’s not even her birthday!
But I want to place my head between her legs
I still wish to give her pleasure by performing oral sex on her
I can’t wait to give her an orgasm!
I want that vagina, vagina, vagina…

[Rhianna - Hook]
Oh boy, I really enjoy what you’re doing down there! It’s rather exciting
Don’t try to deny that you’re also receiving immense pleasure from this!
Tonight, your sole purpose is all about giving me pleasure

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2 Responses to “Vagina”

  1. Avatar of r3bb

    r3bb says:

    May 6th, 2012 at 6:24 am

    Now place my vagina in your face!
    And, ha! It’s not even my birthday!

  2. Avatar of crackerize

    crackerize says:

    November 14th, 2012 at 11:34 pm

    “Remember how you managed to put your penis into my vagina?”

    Let’s hope he remembers!

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