Kinky Woman

Original Song Title: Freek-A-Leek
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Petey Pablo - Freek A Leek lyrics

Original photo by Eddypedro

[Petey Pablo:]
Let’s take some calls from the request line

[Caller]
Hello! What’s up? My name is Dominique from Shady Knoll trailer park.

[Petey Pablo]
What’s up Dominique?

[Caller]
I am requesting that you play that song created by Lil’ Jon and Petey Pablo

[Petey Pablo]
Alright! I’ll have that playing in a jiffy.
Now, please engage in a shout-out to the radio station that fulfills your request!

[Caller]
Double-you boom boom b, baby!

[Bridge]
(How would you like these sexual acts to occur, male?)
Would you have sexual intercourse with me missionary style?
(How would you like these sexual acts to occur, male?)
Would you have sexual intercourse with me doggy-style?
(How would you like these sexual acts to occur, male?)
I really appreciate the fact that you’re willing to do these things!
(How would you like these sexual acts to occur, male?)
Would you have sexual intercourse with me missionary style?
(How would you like these sexual acts to occur, male?)
Would you use your tongue on my back-end?
(How would you like these sexual acts to occur, male?)
I really appreciate the fact that you’re willing to do these things!

[Verse 1]
Her measurements are as follows: 24, 34, 46. She has an ample amount of meat on her bones, and once you achieve an erection she will fondle your penis
(Fondle your penis)
She has an attractive face and kissable lips (kissable lips) she also has a tongue piercing, and let me tell you, she knows how to utilize it so that I feel immense pleasure
(Immense pleasure)
Because of the amount of men (and women) she’s slept with, she has built an outstanding reputation for herself for she is talented in the ways of sexual endeavors
She’s willing to come over at any hour of the day, in fact, whenever she is summoned she will show up in a timely manner
(In a timely manner)
She knows that she was summoned strictly for the act of sexual intercourse and she is alright with that (She is alright with that)
She also knows that her garbs need to be removed and placed upon the ground and away from all involved parties
(Away from all involved parties)
Snort some cocaine! Take some ecstasy! Smoke some marijuana! Ingest alcohol!
I need a female I with whom I can partake in kinky endeavors with
Who is comfortable with trying new, enticing sexual things, and who isn’t intimidated by a rather large penis
She must also love to have oral sex performed on her by another female, for I currently have not consumed enough alcohol in order to perform that act

[Chorus]
KINKY WOMAN!
(How would you like these sexual acts to occur, male?) Shameka
Keisha
(How would you like these sexual acts to occur, male?) Tara
KINKY WOMAN!
Shonda
(How would you like these sexual acts to occur, male?) Sabrina
Crysta
(How would you like these sexual acts to occur, male?) Daronda
KINKY WOMAN!
Theresa
(How would you like these sexual acts to occur, male?) Felicia
Tenisha
(How would you like these sexual acts to occur, male?) Sha’von
KINKY WOMAN!
Monica
(How would you like these sexual acts to occur, male?) Monique
Christina
(How would you like these sexual acts to occur, male?) Yolanda

[Verse 2]
I prefer that my females know what they are doing in the bedroom rather than having to teach them (Having to teach them)
My large penis makes women want to take hits off of bongs!
(Hits off of bongs!)
She must be able to hold her own head up whilst performing oral sex on me, because I really don’t want to have to do that
You see, I’m used to having great sex (And I would rather conserve as much energy as possible)
(Conserve as much energy as possible)
I like to lay back, relax and enjoy being pleased while we engage in female-on-top sexual intercourse
(I love it when you do that!)
And then it is time for me to do most of the work and give her pleasure
(Give her pleasure)
Tell me, would you like to engage in missionary-style sexual intercourse? That way you can steady yourself by bracing your feet against the headboard
Or would you like to engage in doggy-style sexual intercourse so that you may loudly moan into a pillow?
Would you like to have sexual intercourse on the floor? Perhaps in the chair?
Over here? Over yonder?
In your vagina? Or maybe in your anus?
Whatever you want, I can deliver!

[Chorus]
KINKY WOMAN!
(How would you like these sexual acts to occur, male?) Shameka
Keisha
(How would you like these sexual acts to occur, male?) Tara
KINKY WOMAN!
Shonda
(How would you like these sexual acts to occur, male?) Sabrina
Crysta
(How would you like these sexual acts to occur, male?) Daronda
KINKY WOMAN!
Theresa
(How would you like these sexual acts to occur, male?) Felicia
Tenisha
(How would you like these sexual acts to occur, male?) Sha’von
KINKY WOMAN!
Monica
(How would you like these sexual acts to occur, male?) Monique
Christina
(How would you like these sexual acts to occur, male?) Yolanda

[Caller]
I appreciate it, friend!

[Petey Pablo]
Not a problem, man! You know I fulfill your requests because I care about ya!
Now I need to give a shout-out to Seagrams Gin because I’m drinking it, and they’re paying me for it!

[Chours x2]
KINKY WOMAN!
(How would you like these sexual acts to occur, male?) Shameka
Keisha
(How would you like these sexual acts to occur, male?) Tara
KINKY WOMAN!
Shonda
(How would you like these sexual acts to occur, male?) Sabrina
Crysta
(How would you like these sexual acts to occur, male?) Daronda
KINKY WOMAN!
Theresa
(How would you like these sexual acts to occur, male?) Felicia
Tenisha
(How would you like these sexual acts to occur, male?) Sha’von
KINKY WOMAN!
Monica
(How would you like these sexual acts to occur, male?) Monique
Christina
(How would you like these sexual acts to occur, male?) Yolanda

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2 Responses to “Kinky Woman”

  1. Avatar of r3bb

    r3bb says:

    May 4th, 2012 at 8:17 pm

    Hahaha, this one’s awesome! My favorite parts:

    “I really appreciate the fact that you’re willing to do these things!”

    “She’s willing to come over at any hour of the day, in fact, whenever she is summoned she will show up in a timely manner”

    “She must be able to hold her own head up whilst performing oral sex on me, because I really don’t want to have to do that”

  2. Avatar of crackerize

    crackerize says:

    November 12th, 2012 at 11:33 pm

    HAHA! This whole thing was hilarious! 

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